Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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How long does it take to fly to Boston?

The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Harry Potter?

Santa would never free an elf.

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What's blue and white and sits up a tree?

A fridge wearing a denim jacket.

Why do chicks wear those big, jangly earrings?

Stirrups

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own