Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
The clerk said "Just a minute..." "Thank you" the man said and hung up.
You park your car, man.
The Olympigs!
Pete.
Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..
God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
Santa would never free an elf.
You guessed it: we're all white.
A fridge wearing a denim jacket.
Stirrups
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own