Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Where would men be without women?

The Garden of Eden

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Why are blacks excited for 2016?

Because it is the year of the monkey.

Why did the auditor cross the road?

Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.

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What do you call a woman with six kids?

Lucy

What does a chauvinistic doctor use as a general term for women with high cholesterol?

A Broad Stroke...

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Why is Santa Claus always so Jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live.

What's red and white and red, red and white and red and white?

Santa Claus rolling down a roof!

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What are you going to get?

ME: wearing a wedding dress Compliments

What kinda overalls does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own

Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.