Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why did u shoot ur wife ?

Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.

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What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?

The Olympigs!

Why did the accountant cross the road?

Because that's what they did last year.

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Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at three Hos.

Why is Santa Claus always so happy?

He knows where all the bad girls live

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why weren't there any famous gun slingers in the Canadian West?

Because they all wore mittens.

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own