Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

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Why are men like paper cups?

They're disposable

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

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What town in the continental United States produces the most alligator pears per year?

Avo, CA does.

What is a bed's least favourite time of year?

Spring break.

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What's the difference between a woman and a toilet?

The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.

Whats the difference between a woman and a plate?

You can lick a plate dry

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What is Santa Claus' favorite metal band?

Sleigher

What do Me, Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny have in common?

You guessed it: we're all white.

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What does Zeus wear under his tunic?

Thunderwear!

What do you call a root vegetable wearing a tank top?

A bro-tato

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Why is Santa Claus always a man?

Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.

What's the difference between a shopping cart and a radical feminist?

A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own