Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
No problem , He sleeps at night.
Footseveral " No but I feel like you're on the right track
The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
Because they'll get sand in their Schlitz.
100$ bill.
Claustrophobic
Santa stops at three Hos.
This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.
It's a members-only jacket.
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own
