Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
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Judge:why did u shoot ur wife instead of shootingher lover Methew:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
The Olympigs!
Because that's what they did last year.
God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."
Elephants have good memory
Santa stops at three Hos.
He knows where all the bad girls live
So they know where to stop shaving
Because they all wore mittens.
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own