Because no woman will wear same dress year after year for same occasion.
They're disposable
A read-only man.
Avo, CA does.
Spring break.
The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
You can lick a plate dry
Sleigher
You guessed it: we're all white.
Thunderwear!
A bro-tato
A shopping cart will, on occasion, exhibit a mind of it's own