What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

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Why is it dangerous for a lawyer to walk onto a construction site when plumbers are working?

Because they might connect the drain line to the wrong suer.

What do you call a lawyer from krypton?

Sue-per Man

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What kind of tree grows in your hand?

A palm tree.

What kind of tumors do tough guys get?

Heman-giomas

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"