What kind of suit does a lawyer like best?

The Spanish Inquisition.

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Which actor is best suited for a programmer role?

Dev Patel.

What is it with Russians and their track suits?

Because back in Soviet day, suit track you.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why do you want your lawyer to be a U2 fan?

Cos they're always pro-Bono

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What kind of dog can jump higher than a building?

Any kind, buildings can't jump.

What kind of cake did Noah enjoy?

Mabul cake.

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What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

What did Tony the Tiger say to the kids playing baseball?

Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"