What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

Why do programmers celebrate Christmas on Halloween?

Because OCT 31 == DEC 25

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.