What do you call 25 attorneys buried up their chin in cement?

Not enough cement

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What kind of underwear does a person wear when buried?

Fruit of the tomb

Why are lawyers buried 18 feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're all actually good people.

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How do you castrate the pope?

Kick the altar boy in the chin.

What advice does Jay Leno receive when sad?

Chin up pal.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why is it called the 3/5 compromise?

Because it is only 2/5 solution.

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What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a bucket of cement ?

Permanent waves !

How do you make a song better using cement?

By remixing it.