Not enough cement
A: Her batteries were dead.
Buried in the third page of google search results.
Kick the alter boy in the chin
They tickle the goat on the chin.
Change the drinking age to 25
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
A: Sparky.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part