Buried in the third page of google search results.
Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)
Afroturf Also, I'm not racist. I have two color tvs at home.
In a morgue.
Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?
Lack of originality
He wanted to take a month off.
Because their heads are so close to their bodies!
Body centered cubic
On the second page of Google search results.