Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

Previous Random Joke Next

Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

How do you want to handle your mother in law?

Do you want her incinerated, embalmed or buried -All of them, lets not take any chances

German Jokes More German Jokes

How do you say virgin in German?

Goodandtight

Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.