Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

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What do you say when you meet a German virgin for the first time?

Guden Tight

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!