Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

A: Because deep down they are really nice.

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What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.

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What did the German physicist call his beer mug?

Ein stein.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them