What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why is it illegal for a person living in Virginia to be buried in Texas?

because they're still alive.

How do you bury a pothead?

Coughin'

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What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

What do you get when you cross a chili pepper, a shovel, and a dachshund?

A hot diggity dog.

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif