What did one shovel say to the other during a recurring fight?

Can we just bury this?

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Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower?

Give her a shovel.

What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole?

stopping it with a shovel

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Why did 0.81 recurring die?

Because he was 9/11.

What do you call it when a story has a recurring train theme?

A Loco Motif