How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

What do hospitals and refrigerators have in common?

If you pull the plug, the vegetables start to decompose.

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

Why don't the Mexicans have an olympics team?

Because anybody who can run jump or swim is in the States.

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How many members of the coalition does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: "We are not prepared to comment on specific numbers at this time."

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

What what Juan's twin sister named?

I don't know, Juana guess