How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.

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Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Why do you never play uno with a mexican?

Because they will steal all the green cards.

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Who is a battery manufacturer's favorite baseball player of all time?

Al Kaline.

What happened to the Mexican after he took heroin for the third time?

He over 'd

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What does a Mexican Morpheus say?

Neo, you are the Juan ... I'll show myself the door...

Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.