Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What do you call a baby Mexican?

A paragraph because he's not quite an essay (ese)

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight?

A vark!

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What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half