Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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Where do Mexicans get their car parts?

From Vato Zone

Whats the closest a Mexican will ever be to happiness?

The border.

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Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight?

There was bad beef between them

Why can't you fight an accountant ?

They'll always out number you!

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How many Hispanics does it take to change a light bulb..?

Just Juan.

What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)