Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What did the mexican fireman name his 2 children?

Jose and Hose B

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Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

What's the difference between fight club and veganism?

You don't talk about fight club.

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What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

How do you split $6 between 5 mexicans?

You cut *Juan* out.