Why did the Mexican civil war last so long?

Because they were fighting Juan on Juan.

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What does a Mexican carpet fitter say to motivate his colleagues?

Underlay! Underlay!

What is a Mexicans favorite band?

Hispanic at the Disco

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What do you do when two snails have a fight?

Leave them to slug it out.

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

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Why do Mexican and Muslim jokes all sound the same?

Cause if you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal. Ba da Tissssssss

How do you start a Mexican bedtime story?

Juans upon a time.