What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

How do you know when you're staying in a hillbilly hotel?

When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "okay, Go ahead."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What did the spilled noodles say to the sauce pan?

I'm floored!

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.