What did the floor say to the desk?

I can see your drawers!

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Desk Jokes More Desk Jokes

Why did the man put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What did one architect say to the other?

I see the floor in your plan."

Drawer Jokes More Drawer Jokes

What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Peewee Herman have in common?

They were both caught with hands in their drawers.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.