What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a convertable?

I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

What's the difference between drunk people and black people?

Drunk people are found bars. Black people are found them.

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Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Why TELL you when I can SHOW you?

then just sit there for 5 years.