What is the difference between Detroit and Cleveland?

5 years.

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What's the difference between a nurse and a nun?

A nun only serves one God.

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

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Where did you get him?

The parrot says, "Detroit."

Why haven't you pulled over yet?

I said, "Because we're still in Detroit."

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

Why did the Soviets implement 5 year plans instead of 4 year plans?

Cuz they were stalin'!