Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Idk, its too dark to tell them apart.

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Job Jokes More Job Jokes

Why cant a Gorilla get a job?

BECAUSE HE'S BLACK

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

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Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

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Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

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Whats the worst part about a black out in Detroit?

All the pairs of floating eyes

What is the most confusing holiday in Detroit?

Labor Day.