Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why does OP never deliver?

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

What did he say?

Me: "You're fired".

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How do know a job's been done by a lesbian carpenter?

There are no nails, and no screws, it's all tongue and groove!

How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation