Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why does OP never deliver?

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What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

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What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

What did the match box say to the match?

You're fired!

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How did the hot dog vendor tackle his job?

A: With relish.

Why does the can crusher hate his job?

Because it's soda pressing.

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What band does Santa listen to while delivering presents?

Slayer.

Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Mailman Jokes More Mailman Jokes

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

Why is dog man's best friend?

They keep the mailman away from his wife