Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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What do you get when OP gets erections?

QR

Why is a reflection always twice as good as the real thing?

i actually don't know where to post this idea, true jokes maybe?... There has to be a food for thought sub. This is your OP, I promise to deliver!

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What Did The Idiot's Friend Say To The Other Idiot's Friend, After The Idiot Lit Herself On Fire?

She's Bright...

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

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What's the one thing a black person will never steal?

Your job.

Why did Opey get fired from his job as a pizza delivery boy?

Because Opey never delivered.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

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What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.