Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

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Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.

Why is Rengar so OP?

Because E: Bola Strike.

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Why did the cross-eyed teacher get fired?

She didn't have control of her pupils

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How does a neckbeard neurologist address a Hispanic midwife who can't quit her job?

M'doula obligada.

What do you call a Private Investigator who is bad at his job?

A Defective!

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What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

What does a Obstetrician and a well written joke have in common?

They deliver

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.