Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Where are you at?

Me: Before I tell you let's talk about ending sentences with prepositions.

Why are you letting people touch your new born?

I don't let people touch my new iPhone

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What did the hippie say when I asked him to leave my house?

Nah, I'm-a stay.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience

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What do they do when the Queen has a baby?

Fire a 21 gun salute. What do they do when a nun has a baby Fire the dirty old Canon.

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What did the hippie say when his girlfriend told him to move out?

Nah, I'm a stay. (namaste)

How do you know if you are having a good time?

When you throw your knickers against the wall, and they stay there.