Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

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What do you call a Hungarian insect who won't leave siddhartha alone?

A Buddha-pest.

Why is Islam called the religion of peace?

After you leave the religion, you rest in peace.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

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What did the hat say to the other hat?

You stay here. I'll go on a head.

What advice would you give to a fish?

Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.