Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

Why should you slow down to let another car move into your lane?

good karma.

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What does weed and your girlfriend have in common?

They both leave me sticky fingers. 7

Why do white people think they can say the N word?

Because it is the only thing left that still belongs to black people.

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Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

What did the witch say when her position was terminated?

You can't fire me! I snappopcrackleaaaaaargh!!!!

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What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.

What does a dyslexic,agnostic and insomniac spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night thinking if there really is a dog