Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

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What is the real reason leaves fall to the ground?

They know people will blow them.

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

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Why was the distracted man fired from his job at the distillery?

Because he couldn't concentrate

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

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Why do cicadas stay up all night chirping irregularly, unable to sleep?

Their cicadan rhythm is off

What do you call a vegetable that always stays outside?

An un-in.