Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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How are you so strong?

LET ME GO TINY DANCER

When you look in the mirror, what do you see?

Me: I see myself you friggin idiot. Let me see your degree

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What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

he threw out the W's

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

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How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.