Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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What did the car baby say to his car dad?

Hey dad, let's tell a joke for car ma!

What about Take Me On?

4 hrs of arguing later "Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."

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What did the asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Which four-member rock group doesn't sing or play music?

Mount Rushmore.

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!