Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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What song do you sing if you're not a fan of Christmas?

Sigh-lent night

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.