Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

Where do people already feel awkward & uncomfortable?

Church " "K let's make 'em like that" -- funeral home designers

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Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

What song do turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day?

God save the kin Happy Thanksgiving!

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.