Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What is worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees Sure, oldest one in the book but whatever lets hear what you got gang

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What's blue and sings alone?

Dan Ackroyd.

How can Ozzy Osbourne possibly sing that?

when Tony Iommi is standing right next to him, alive and well.

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.