Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

Why didn't the Duke of Windsor let his French servant help him tie his tie?

He never does it with a four-in (foreign)-hand.

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Why did the little pig try to join the Navy?

He loved to sing "Oinkers Aweight"

Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!