What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do a woman and a grenade have in common?

Pull off the ring and the house is gone.

What's the similarity between Santa Claus and your doorbell ringing at 3am?

It's your dad.