Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken

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Why doesn't America knock?

Because freedom rings

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

What's on at the cinema?

Wife: Let me google it and- *terrified look at bill* Wife: Let me bing it and see.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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Why do Americans hate knock knock jokes?

Because Freedom Rings.

Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of farm has lots of books but no livestock?

Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why don't the British make computers?

They can't figure out how to make them leak oil.

Rhyme Jokes More Rhyme Jokes

What rhymes and let's you instantly know a redditor is a moron?

Purple circle.

What's your favorite Andrew "Dice" Clay Joke?

Including dirty nursery rhymes.