Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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What do the Washington Metro system and the Little Mermaid have in common?

They're both under DC.

What's white, located in washington and has a president within it?

Monica Lewinsky's teeth.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

Why did the baby cross the road?

It didn't hit the car's windshield.

Accuse Jokes More Accuse Jokes

What do you call a none in a wheelchair?

Virgin Mobile I'm not sorry (PS, if this is a repost, I'm sorry that I didn't see the first time it got posted 2 years ago. Please don't accuse me of reposting)

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Knock Knock Joke Jokes More Knock Knock Joke Jokes

Who invented the knock knock joke?

Two wee chaps

What are the scariest jokes in space?

Knock-Knock Jokes

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

Express Jokes More Express Jokes

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Bazinga Jokes More Bazinga Jokes

How many hipsters does it take to...?

Bazinga! nobody cares! you fell for one of my practical jokes again.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy?

A bench can support a family of four.

What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.