Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the most dangerous bar to go to in the middle east?

The allahu ak-bar

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner?

A dry doc.

What kind of vitamin does a pirate take?

Vitamin sea.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do Green Eggs and Ham, and Fifty Shades of Gray have in common?

They both encourage people who can barely read to try new things.

Why did the cop pull over the U-Haul truck?

He was trying to bust a move

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you get when you cross a garden, a rabbit, and some ExLax?

For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".

How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest."

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mace Windu from Star Wars die?

Through the windu!

Why do Chinese warriors die so easily in battle?

No matter how much protective garments they wear, there's still a chink in the armor.

Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Who's there? Deja. Deja who?

Knock, knock.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

American Jokes More American Jokes

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Why shouldn't you play American football with feminists?

Because they'll constantly shift the goal posts.