Freedom Jokes

What should you do when freedom calls?

Let it ring.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

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Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

removed

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

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Washington Jokes More Washington Jokes

Why should the lower 48 states be the lower 46?

Because Washington and Colorado aren't low, they're quite high!

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why did the tree go to jail?

Treason

Oil Jokes More Oil Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER. ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

Degree Jokes More Degree Jokes

Why is it called xbox one?

Because when you see it, you turn one degree and walk away.

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

America Jokes More America Jokes

What is this the difference between America and Greece?

15 years.

What does America and my Milk have in common?

Both will go bad in 9 days.

Kung Pao Chicken Jokes More Kung Pao Chicken Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What is reddits least favorite dish?

Kung Pao Chicken