What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Where do children learn their ABC's ?

At LMN-tary school !

What bounces and makes little children cry?

My donation check to Feed the Children!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did Mister Baggins know when his neighbor had died?

He read it in the Hobbituary.

How did the Fonz die?

Ayyyds

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

Middle East Jokes More Middle East Jokes

What's the most popular pub in the Middle East?

The Allahu ak-Bar

What do you call a myth from the middle east?

A turban legend