What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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What do you call a bus driver who helps old people and parents with children on and off the bus?

A stand up driver.

How many children does it take to change a light bulb in America?

About 1 thousand Iraqis.

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Why did the programmer die in the shower?

He followed the shampoo instructions.

How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What's the most disappointing country in the Middle East?

Oman

What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!