What do you call innocent women and children dying in the middle east?

Freedom

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Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Why do Mexicans keep naming their child Jesus?

Jesus wasn't Mexican. He was human.

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.

What's a good example that oil is a bad lubricant?

Middle East