Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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What do you call a punch that can knock out 40 first graders?

A Sandy Hook

What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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Who's there Boo!! Boo who?

Don't cry, it's only a joke

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why did the Hobbit put his phone on silent?

Because he was bored of the rings!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.