Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes?

Because there's always Whos there!

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What's so unfunny that it's funny?

An anti-joke.

How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

What's that?

A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH! !"

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How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

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What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.