Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why did the dad say the joke instead of act it out?

Because it was cheesier said than done.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

Why Can't America tell knock knock jokes?

Cause' freedom RINGS!

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.