Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

Who could that be?

It's 2:00 in the morning. Her: I don't know. Do burglars knock Me: It depends on how they were raised...

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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings. Bazinga!

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Who played Gandalf in the Islamic version of Lord of the Rings?

Syrian Mckellen

How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant