Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why does America not have knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What makes a joke bad?

redundancy.

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why was the Lego boxer unmatched in the ring?

He was a master of blocking attacks.

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What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.