Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

What do you get by cross-breeding a jehovahs witness and an atheist?

Someone who pointlessly knocks on the door.

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What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Who is Thor?

A very worn-out thuper hero. (An excerpt from Brother Time and the Turtle: More Excuses for Jokes: )

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

How are a grenade and a wife similar?

If you pull the ring off it, the house is gone

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week