Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to your house... Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ?

Ben knocking on this door all morning !

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How many didn't?

Ten. (Shame this one doesn't work too well for reddit - the funniest part of this joke is the third punchline enjoying people struggle to understand what the hell you're talking about.)

What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

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What does E.T. stand for?

Freedom of speech

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

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What do you want for your birthday this year?

Vanessa: I want a divorce! Kobe: I wasn't planning on spending that much this year. Here's another ring.

What kind of bell doesn't ring?

A dumbbell.

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What's The Difference Between Santa and a Muslim?

Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.