Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why doesn't America like knock knock jokes?

Because freedom rings.

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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What's the difference between my face and my jokes?

People laugh at my face.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.

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What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

Why can't you tell knock knock jokes about freedom?

Because freedom rings

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

Why does Saturn have rings?

God really liked it so he put rings on it.

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

How much money does the Treasurer of the United States make?

All of it.