Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

What's the difference between a man's balls and Jehovah's Witnesses?

There's none. They both knock on the door, but never goes in!

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?

They have no hands to knock on the door.

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What do you call a lawyer up to his neck in cement?

Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part

What's the difference between blue paint and red paint?

The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

Why are there no knock-knock jokes about freedom?

because freedom rings. Happy Independence day everybody!

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What's Rick Ross's favorite nursery rhyme?

Ring Around the Rooooozaaay.

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone?

Because they both have rings.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore