Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

Why did Sally fall off the swingset?

Because she had no arms. "knock knock" "whose there?" "not sally!"

Why did little Suzy fall of the swing set?

She has no arms... Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why aren't there very many jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why is marriage like thin toilet paper?

Because you end up with a ring on your finger.

Who should have played Bilbo Baggins in Lord of the Rings?

Bruce Willis. Because old hobbits die hard.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen