Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Knock Jokes More Knock Jokes

How is a Bill Cosby better than Ronda Rousey?

He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

a Tippihedron

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What is this?

A Joke "

What does my jokes and cancer have in common?

Only my dad gets it.

Freedom Jokes More Freedom Jokes

What rhymes with freedom?

Oil

What does your s*** smell like?

Freedom.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

Why did God put the ring on Saturn?

Because he liked it.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

United States Jokes More United States Jokes

What do Ohio and Mackerels have in common?

Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.

What's the biggest city in the United States?

Obesity