Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

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Why did Alice fall off the swing?

A. Because she has no arms. Q. Knock knock *who's there * A. Not Alice...

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How can you tell when a German is joking?

Don't worry, he will inform you after delivery of the punchline has taken place. Just a joke!

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Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

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What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen

How do you know the Statue of Liberty isn't French?

It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States