What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What happens when you shoot a black man?

You go to jail for impersonating a police officer...

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What did Michael get for his birthday?

Gloves ... Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet Knock, knock Who is it Not Michael

What's the difference between a feminist and a doormat?

You might try and knock some mud off on the sidewalk before you step on the doormat.

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What if Superman landed in Mexico instead of Kansas?

He'd be an illegal alien.

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How does Jack Frost get to work?

By icicles