What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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What happens if you sing country music backwards?

A: You get your job and your wife back.

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.

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What do you get when you cross an atheist with a Jehovah's Witness?

Someone knocking at your door for no apparent reason.

What don't homeless people get?

Knock knock jokes

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What fictional city can ISIS not invade by land?

Gotham City.

What does a cat say when it lands on it's back?

Me. Ow.

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How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

How does a Snowman get to work?

By icicle.