What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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How do you drown a blonde in a submarine?

A: Knock on the door.

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

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What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane

What lands as often on its tail as it does its head?

A penny.

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What happened when the icicle landed on the sowmman's head?

It knocked him cold.

How did the snow man get to school?

He took his icicle