Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Who needs to watch the #SOTU when I can just read my TL?

Here's what I've learned so far: John Boehner is still orange.

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Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool ?

Because they couldn't hold their trunks up !

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How did Little Debby get pregnant?

She fell into a box of Ding Dongs

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.