Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

What is the term for someone that gets aroused watching Star Wars?

They have a Bobba Fetish

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How to elephants talk to each other ?

By 'elephone !

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Why was the blonde so happy after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

A: Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What Color Is It?

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.