Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Where does the brown sugar go to watch a movie?

The Cinemon.

What was the beef doing as he watched the salad dressing?

Stroganoff

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What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

A: Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

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What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box?

Saltines.

Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle?

To fit in the box.