Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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What's a redneck's last words?

Hey, Watch This!

What's better than watching a woman wrestle?

Seeing her box.

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How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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Why was the blond happy she finished the jigsaw puzzle in six months?

It said 2 to 4 years on the box.

Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.