Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

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Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

How long does it take To microwave a baby?

I'm too busy jerking of to watch a timer.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

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Why are nuns like a brand new TV?

You need a knife to get in the box.

Why didn't Barbie and Ken's relationship work out?

Because Ken always came in another box.