What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What's blue and square?

An orange in disguise! Boom!!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.