What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

What don't elephants forget when they go swimming?

Their trunks.

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

Why can't a Samsung be disguised as an iPhone?

Because eventually, its cover would be blown.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.