What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Why do elephants and stoners get along so well?

uh.. I don't remember..

Disguise Jokes More Disguise Jokes

How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What's the difference between a pineapple and the White House?

A pineapples pricks are on the outside.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.