What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and goes around?

A banana in the washing machine.

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What do you do if an Elephant breaks his big toe?

Call a big toe truck.

What did the elephant say to the famous detective ?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock !

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What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

Who has two thumbs and wears a mask?

Disguise!

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.