What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

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What do you call spaghetti disguised as linguine?

Faux-teccine

What do you call an amphibian in disguise?

Infrognito.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz?

The porcupine's pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !