What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What do you call two bananas?

Slippers

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?

Raining elephants !

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What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What do you call a big cat disguised to blend in with a herd of sheep?

A sheopard.

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What's the difference between a Hummer and a cactus?

A cactus has all the pricks on the outside.

Which side of a horse has the most hair?

The OUTSIDE! oh-my-goodness, that's hilarious! Skip

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside. :(

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !