What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why are bananas never lonely?

Because they hang around in bunches.

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

What key do you need to open a banana?

A monkey

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.