What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside ?

An elephant disguised as a banana !

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why did the banana put on sun-tan lotion?

A: To keep from peeling.