Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

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What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

How many Americans does it take to screw a lightbulb?

None. Their President outsources the job to India.

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What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

What country always follows Zimbabwe?

Zimbab-Bee!

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Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana