Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

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Why do presidents have unsatisfied wives?

It takes four years to get an election.

What do Lewinsky, Monroe, and Reddit have in common?

They all went down on a President.

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What's the capital of Zimbabwe?

Hyper-inflated.

Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*

Where do minions shop?

Banana Republic