Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

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Who says Republicans aren't into recycling?

Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.

How does a blonde man get really rich,stupid and a candidate for president ?

small loan of 100 million dollars

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What do you call someone from Zimbabwe holding a bottle cap in their hand?

A trillionaire.

What’s 50 Cent’s name in Zimbabwe?

200 Dollars.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What'd you get?

Me: *reveals Minion tattoo*