Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?

A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

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What do Oranges and Apples have in common?

They're both orange except for the Apple.

How about baked chocolate cake?

Nah" "Yummy choccy bake " "No" Guy who named the orange: I have an idea...

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.