Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a politician?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What do you get when you cross a bell with a bee?

A humdinger.

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What kind of oranges do you take on a boat?

Naval oranges. I'msosorry.

What would you call oranges if they were purple?

Purples

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What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!