Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why do you want to leave your current job?

My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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How can you tell God is a man?

If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate

Why is the man only left with 30?

Credit to Bo Burnham.

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Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What does a fresh egg say when you try to hardboil it?

It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

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What do you call a minion that falls on a grill?

Filet mignon

Why do women have trouble peeing in the morning?

You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich

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What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?

Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

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Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese