Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

Why did John Wayne get a weiner dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy.

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A cataract

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Do you sell flip-flips?"

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How did they invent break dancing?

Trying to steal the hubcaps off a moving car.

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Because all the rice is gone, and three hours later, they are still trying to back out of your driveway.

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Why don't mexicans have barbeques?

the beans keep slipping through the grill.

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Patty

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mana-pause

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A. Because they don't have balls to itch.

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Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!