Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What did Goku want to be when he was growing up?

a SAIYANtist!

What is an Iraqi children on a playground doing?

He's distracting the sniper. Didn't want to offend.

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What do you call a man with one arm?

Hand Solo

What makes a man think about a candlelight dinner?

A. A power failure.

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How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

Whats the first thing you do when you spill something on your keyboard?

Try to disable sticky keys.

Grill Jokes More Grill Jokes

How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What is your favorite type of wood?

Mine is morning.

What do cannibals like to drink in the morning?

A cup of Joe.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese