Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

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What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Why are there only 49 Miss Black America contestants?

Because none of them want to be Miss. Idaho

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Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory?

He didn't like being spoken to in that voice

How the does man give his dead batteries away?

Free of charge, of course.

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What would you call the Islamic State if they tried to take over Antarctica?

Ice-is I'll show myself out.

Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

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How many bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

Seven.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why are cats longer in the evening than they are in the morning?

Because they're let out in the evening and taking in in the morning !

What did the dead blues musician sing?

Didn't wake up this morning..."

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't blondes like M&ampMs?

They're so damned hard to peel.

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Grill Cheese Jokes More Grill Cheese Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!