have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?
My boss is a total idiot "It says here you're self-employed " Yes that's right
Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.
If God was a woman sperm would taste like chocolate
Credit to Bo Burnham.
Fo' Frizzle
It'll take me about 20 minutes to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
Filet mignon
You ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich
Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!
She goes home
Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich
A bananosecond
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese