Make like a banana and peel.
A banana with a loose connection.
Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.