How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What is a chinese pirate an expert at?

Flying a plane.

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.