How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do orphans play tennis?

It's the only way they can get love.

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What should planes be made of to fend off islamists?

Allahminium! Since Muslims cant desecrate anything with Allah on it!

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

Whats the difference between the FAA and a jet engine?

The engine stops whining after the plane lands.