How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

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Why did the paper follow the pencil?

Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?

The Pilot, you racist.

How did the mathematician reach the end of the Y-axis?

On a plane.

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How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.