Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What is the chemical composition of banana?

Barium disodium

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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How does Rhianna look after a date with Chris Brown?

White and gold.

Why are air hostesses bad at dating?

Most men aren't interested in **plane** women.

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here