Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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Why did the chicken dance with a fig?

It couldn't get a date.

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.