Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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Who is a Minion's favorite politician?

First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana

What's the difference between a mod and a banana?

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What did the one electron say to the other when it asked it out on a date?

Get outta here, I'm not attracted to you!

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here