Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

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How do you tell a lonely geologist from a social one?

The lonely one dated igneous rocks!

How does a SQL expert get a date?

getDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

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Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.