What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you say to a crazy person who's talking to themselves?

Hey, the person you're talking to said to give me a few bucks.

Which plant talks the most crap?

Shiitake mushrooms.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What Is The Best Boxing A Mexican Does?

A: Oranges.

What's the difference between a horse?

The orange has handlebars

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

Which fruit can't get married?

A can't elope. Or better yet None of them because of the lgbt movement.

Which fruit wanted to run away and get married, but couldn't?

Cant-elope :D