What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Where do banana slaves go to work?

Plantaintions.

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

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How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

What about yours?

Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What happened when the orange slept with the dirty lemon?

He got lemonaids.

Why doesn't orange rhyme with anything?

Because it's a Mandarin word

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What fruit did Hillary grind up in her juicer?

13 blackberries and 5 apples

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.