What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

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Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ?

Baron mind who you're talking to !

What's worse than a talking parrot joke?

The Holocaust.

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What is the smartest fruit?

It's the orange, BOY CAN IT CONCENTRATE!

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

Jeffrey Dahmer!

What do you call a fruit that is a vegetable?

A crippled homo.