What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Previous Random Joke Next

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Why did the bee started talking poetry ?

He was waxing lyrical !

When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What's the difference between an orange?

One of them doesn't.

Fruit Jokes More Fruit Jokes

What's the difference between Hillary and a piece of fruit?

deleted

Whoa that's a lemon, how much did you pay?

Only $3,200" Dude it's literally a piece of fruit "Damn....not again"