What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Where does the red fern grow?

A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"