Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why does the German dad scare all the other kids?

Because he is ein Brtiger! The shirt should say it all. And I'm considering getting one.

What's the difference between a German and a Virgin?

one one appreciates good head

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines. I'll show myself out........

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"