Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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What do you call a German with no good inside?

Guten free.

What do you call fake German currency?

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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.