Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

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German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

A: "Ve have vays of making you tock!"

How do German bread greet each other?

Gluten tag!

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really ?

said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.