How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why is it hard to watch two elephants boxing?

Because they've got the same color trunks.

How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

River Jokes More River Jokes

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

What has a mouth but no teeth?

A: A river.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did Mummy know you hadn't had a bath?

Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel wet the soap and flood the bathroom.

What turns you on the most?

Water. It makes me wet instantly.