How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What do elephants sing at christmas ?

Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

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What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!