How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you do with old cannon balls ?

Give them to elephants to use as marbles !

What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

River Jokes More River Jokes

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do u call two lesbians floating down a river in a canoe?

Fur traders.

Wet Jokes More Wet Jokes

How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face?

I forgot to wet the soap.

What do you get when a deaf guy tries to talk to you at a urinal?

Wet