What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What does Joaquin Phoenix say when a car almost hits him?

Hey! I'm Joaquin here!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A: A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

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What's blue and yellow and sits at the bottom of the pool?

A baby with slashed floaties. What's red and yellow and floats on top of the pool? Floaties with a slashed baby.

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

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What's a mixed feeling?

When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.