Time to get a new car.
Hood orient
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
because it's the only time a black man can tell a crowd of white people to put their hands in the air.
Time to get a new watchdog.
What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!
Because they kept dropping their trunks....
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
I thought they only drive automatic
