What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What does a cow ride when his car is broken?

A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle!

What's the best way to cross the border?

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What did the time traveler say at the birthday party?

I'd tell you happy birthday, but to me, you've been dead for centuries

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Ten-ish.

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What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

ell if I know.

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

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What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs... ...hanging on the wall?

Art ...floating in the sea Bob ...laying on the floor Matt ...down in a hole Phil ...sitting in a pot Stu ...

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.