What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

A: Flatman and Ribbon

What do you get when cross the Dukes of Hazzard car with K.I.T.T. ?

General Lee speaking.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it?

I don't know... it keeps changing.

What did the russian soldier say when he held his newborn sibling in his hands for the first time?

You're my brother in arms!"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What's the easiest way to tell if somebody's lying?

He/she's not sitting or standing!

What's pink and sits on a piano chair?

Elton's John

New Car Jokes More New Car Jokes

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.