What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

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What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

What kind of car does a Japanese chef drive?

Rolls Rice

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What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ?

Fished but he didn't catch much. He only had two worms !

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What time would it be if five elephants were chasing you?

A: Five after one.

How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

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How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom?

None because they pee sitting down.

What do you call a number that won't sit still?

A roamin' numeral. :P

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

How does a white lady fix a flat tire?

She buys a new car.