What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between a group of midget spies and a women's track team?

One is a cunning group of runts.

Whats the difference between children and lesbians?

Children shouldn't run with scissors. Lesbians shouldn't scissor with the runs.

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.

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Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

What if weight loss supplements ads are just made by British people really transparently trying to scam you?

You'll lost 30 for only $42.82! Guaranteed.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.