What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

Previous Random Joke Next
Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes "Whack, crap!", and a skydiver goes " Crap, whack!".

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

How can you open a banana?

With a monkey!

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Why do you make more money?

A heart surgeon takes his Cadillac to his mechanic to get his engine fixed. When he returns a few days after to pick up the car, the mechanic calls him over to show him something. He says, "Okay Doc, I've changed the seals out and fixed everything up but I have one question. The engine is to the car as the heart is to the body. Why is it that you make some much more money than me?" The doctor examines the engine carefully and says, "try fixing it while the engine is running."

How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

Why don't elephants like martinis?

Have you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Why didn't you go to school today?

Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.