What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?

Batman can go out at night without Robin

What's the difference between a barrel rider, and a can of Copenhagen?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a can of Copenhagen.

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Why did the banana bruise?

Answer: Because it was given a good fruit punch! zing

What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

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How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

Why don't you go down on a girl in the morning?

Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese

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Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't you go down on a girl first thing in the morning?

Haven't you ever peeled apart a hot grilled cheese sandwich?

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich