What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between batman and a black person?

Batman can go to the store without robin'

What's the difference between the Harriet Tubman and the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

Harriet Tubman was a heroine to the slaves the Red Hot Chili Peppers are slaves to the heroin!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the orange?

Fruit can't talk

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

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What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why does an elephant have 4 Feet?

Because it would look ridiculous with 8 inches.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A jumbo jet !

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.