What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL

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What did the Banana say to the other Banana?

You're very appealing

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

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What did the yoga teacher say to her land lord when he tried to evict her?

Nah Imma stay

What do these shoes do?

GLINDA: Send you home D: Lame tries new pair And these G: Wait- D: clicks heels turns into hamburger

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich