What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Whats the difference between a noose and a leash?

How high you tie it on a tree.

What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A: A banana in an elevator.

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

Why was the marsupial wrongly convicted?

He was tried in a kangaroo court.

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Why are elephants so poor?

Because they work for peanuts

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

el' if I know."

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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

What do you call the small amount of time between when you slip on a peel and when you hit the pavement?

A bananosecond