What's the difference between an elephant and a banana ?

Have you ever tried to peel an elephant

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Where did the apple go when it's parents died?

Answer: To a Bananas foster home.

What did the banana say to the apple?

Nothing. Fruits can't talk. Idiot.

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What is an Actor?

A man who tries to be everything but himself

What's up with all these idiots on TV trying to talk to ghosts?

I don't even wanna talk to the living.

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How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

What's the difference between an elephant and a bad pupil ?

One rarely bites and the other barely writes !

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.