Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why do bananas get all the ladies?

Because they have appeal

What did one banana say to another banana?

I find you a-peeling

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Who is the coolest person in the hospital?

The ultrasound man.

Why do asians got to the hospital after voting?

Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

How many Blondes does it take to bake chocolate chip cookies?

10....one to bake the cookies, and 9 to peel the M&Ms

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.