Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What do you call a banana you want tomorrow in spanish?

Baana

Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?

He was going as a banana.

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

What's The Difference Between Larry Hogan And An Iraqi Child?

Larry Hogan gets back from the hospital.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What's the difference between friends and potatoes?

Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.

Why don't men want to go down on a woman first thing in the morning?

have you ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese?