Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What did the banana say to the human?

Nothing you idiot, bananas don't talk!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

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How do pigs gets to hospital?

In a hambulance

Who are the most decent people in the hospital?

The ultrasound people.!! lol

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

What do you do when you're sunburned?

Make like a banana and peel.

Why are oranges like bells?

You can peel (peal) both of them.