Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What did the apple say to the banana?

Nothing -- apples don't talk!

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

What did the doctor say to the witch in hospital?

With any luck you'll be able to get up for a spell.

Peel Jokes More Peel Jokes

Why couldn't the banana get a date?

It didn't have a peel.

What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.