Pupil: Banana.
B2
You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter
Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!
Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!
ba dum tss*
Ca ba?