How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

What do you do when someone throws a ball What do you put on a hamburger What do you find in a litter box

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What's as big as an elephant but weighs nothing ?

An elephant's shadow !

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Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00?

His hands were tied.

What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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Why is the Math Book so sad?

It has so many problems! -Sorry doing a whole bunch of math today and i thought of this.

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!

How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about .2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.