How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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What is a terrorists favourite food?

Anything Allah-cart. I found it funny. I was exploding with laughter.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

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Why do elephants have trunks ?

Because they've no pockets to put things in !

How Do You Get an Elephant Out of the Fairway?

You take the F out of Fair and the F out of Way

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

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What's a man idea of helping with the housework?

Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.

What do you call a vampire that can lift up cars ?

Jack-u-la !