Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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How is a marriage like a hot bath?

A: Once you get used to it it's not so hot.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

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Why Yao-Ming tries to catch Pikachu?

He's from Team Rocket

Why did Mary get a restraining order against Black Beard the Pirate?

He kept trying to plunder her booty.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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What is the type of humor do you hate the most?

Dark humor... I hate it when black people tell jokes.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What do you call a grandpa who couldn't understand why his email wanted to upload his attachment to share it?

An old man yelling at the cloud

What do you call an older man who goes after young boys?

Nittany Lions