Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

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How does a plant walk?

It uses a plant stand.

Why couldn't I use the Palestinian toilet?

It was occupied.

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What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk ?

Dirty looks from the mouse !

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What gets bigger each time I watch a stripper?

My debt.

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Why do LEGO men hate going to hospital...?

Because plastic surgery costs a fortune!

Why did everyone hate the shoe company?

It had no soul.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.