What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What is the name of the flower you find between your nose and your chin?

A: Tulips.

How many tries did it take to find out if Lance Armstrong was ticklish?

One testtickle

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Why was the pencil in the toilet?

It was a No. 2.

How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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What did captain Kirk do in the head?

He Shatner.

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!