The Captains log
Pretty good.
Where's my tractor?
In the toilet.
A policeman doing his duty!
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Because it was the hottest pepper.
The captains log
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
A log!
He drops the base when doing logs.
