What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach?

It's not hard...

What did the rapper say when he couldn't find his pants?

Where my knickers at "

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her?

By leaving a plunger in the toilet

What type of person does cocaine after taking a shot?

A linebacker I came up with this on the toilet... Hope it's not old.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

How do trees access the internet?

They log on