Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Where does a toilet keep his secrets?

In his diarrhea.

What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

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What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.

What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

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What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.