Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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How do you say 'Toilet' in Japanese?

Dump-ring.

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Why did Raggedy Anne get kicked out of the toybox?

She kept sitting on Pinocchio's face and screaming "Lie to me! Lie to me!!!"

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

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What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.

What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon?

Tennish.