Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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How do you mess with a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

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How many transgender people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. But they have to sit in the dark room for a year, first, to make sure that the lightbulb is out.

How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

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What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster?

Shellfish.

What does Sean Connery do with his quiche?

He opensh hish doorsh with them.