Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

What's the definition of perfect pitch?

A: When an accordion is thrown down the toilet without it touching the sides.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game ?

It was a cup draw !

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What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

What time does Sean Connery attend the Wimbeldon?

tenish.