Where does Sean Connery sit?

In the toilet.

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How do you know you're flying over Poland?

A: Toilet paper hanging on the clotheslines.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

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Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

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What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

Why doesn't Sean Connery have any grown up children?

He prefers them shaken, not stirred.