Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What time does Wimbledon start?

Tennish

What time does Sean Connery go to Wimbledon at?

Tennish.

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Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

What is the driest soda you can buy?

Baking soda.

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Who is your best friend?

Robert" "Since when is Robert your best friend " "Yesterday."

Why are you calling me Grandpa?

Because I couldn't find it yesterday."

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

Why did the guy spend the entire day throwing out his surplus of herbs?

He had too much thyme on his hands.