Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What time is it in Ireland when someone farts too much?

Two-forty (use an Irish accent)... It's two-farty

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Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

How do you order a bill in Australian restaurant?

Cheque, mate! --- Maybe not the funniest buy posting because: My. My own. My precious...

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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What did the irritated man say to his inguinal hernia?

Get off my nuts!" (ps. I made this joke up yesterday... i am having hernia surgery tomorrow, and i lol'd so hard at myself that i about caused a second one to pop out)

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Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord

What do you get when you mix olive oil, lemon juice, rosemary, thyme, salt, pepper and marijuana?

Cheech Marinade!