Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Where's the best place to buy jive cheese?

Monterey, Jack!

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

How can you be so sure?

I was 10 years old yesterday.

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Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Why do herb pickers have so many hobbies?

They've got a lot of thyme on their hands