Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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How did the doctor know Muhammad Ali was dead?

He never got up by the time he counted to 10 Edit: Phrasing

How long does it take a baby to die in the microwave?

I don't know, I lose track of time when I have an erection.

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Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

How do pianists remember which groceries to buy?

They use a Chopin Liszt!

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What happened on Reddit yesterday?

A pao-erful change

What is the chemical formula for water?

Student: "HIJKLMNO." Teacher: "What are you talking about " Student: "Yesterday you said it's H to O!"

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

Why is the Doctor an excellent chef?

He's a Thyme Lord