Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
A: The dog taped his mouth.
A Dog.
Tennish
Ah-so-late!
The thief was spending less then his wife.
He wrote sheet music.
A: A cramberry.
Unemployed.
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Paddy O'Furniture
Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )
Pi-curious.
