Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How do you guys tweet from the toilet?

I poop with both hands.

What do you call an Igloo without a toilet ?

An Ig !

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who worships his own scrotum?

Sacrilegious.

Why do most men not like aspirin?

Because it's a cox blocker

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of cheese is made backwards?

Edam

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the farmer find his wife?

He tractor down

Whats the last thing you want to see when youre shagging the wife?

The husband.

Figure Jokes More Figure Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years

World Jokes More World Jokes

Who has the fastest brain in the world?

Steven Hawking with a brake failure!

How manny women dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one she hokds the blub and the world revolves around her.