The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
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Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.
The Captains log
The Captain's Log.
Captain's log.
What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!
The captain's log!
because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
He found a lump on his testicle.
The captains log.
The Lepre-khaaaaannnnn!!!!!
Because William Shatner.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)
An Eh-lien!
Because they strongly dislike vacuums.
A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.
He's got his left ear, his right ear...and the final front ear.
The quick E
I want a divorce
Spocrates.
A spock plug.
