Spock Jokes

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

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Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

What did Spock find in the Enterprise Bathroom?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the toilet?

Captain's log.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

What does Spock sing in the shower? I'll stop the world and meld with you!

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What did Spock find in the Enterprises's toilet?

The captain's log!

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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How many ears does Captain Picard have?

A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear.

How many ears does Spock have?

The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.

Outer Space Jokes More Outer Space Jokes

What do you call a Canadian in outer space?

An Eh-lien!

What type of currency do people use in outer space?

STARbucks.

Vulcan Jokes More Vulcan Jokes

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

What do Romulans and Vulcans do with their high school drop outs?

Send them to barber school.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

What did Van Gogh's mother say to him when he was sad?

Wipe away those ears.

Frodo Jokes More Frodo Jokes

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

How does Frodo make his own food?

Through Frodosynthesis

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ?

The girl necks door.

Why'd you call me Aphrodite?

After the Greek goddess of love" Kid 2: What about me pop "You're named after a famous chipmunk Alvin"

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat."

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.