How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

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How do you catch a runaway laptop?

With an Internet.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.