How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

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What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

Why did the Millennium Falcon hot a tree?

Because Han was flying so low.

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Which of the seven dwarfs use the Internet?

Happ-e Sleep-e Grump-e Dope-e and Sneez-e.

Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet?

Because they can't stop saving their work.

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.