How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree?

You wave hello!

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

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Where do you go to get a burger on the internet?

McDownloads!

What's The Coolest Thing On the Internet I Can Buy for Under $100?

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wyozq/whatisthecoolestthingicanbuyonthe/c5hp9rg

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard