How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Why can't Jamaicans count to 10?

Because there's a *tree* in the way!

How do you get a one armed man off a tree?

You wave to him

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Why are we watching a live internet stream of men exiting a hole?

Isn't this using the internet backwards

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

What does Imperator Furiosa like to click when she logs into a website?

REMEMBER ME!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs