How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What's the definition of a tree?

Something that stands still for forty years then suddenly jumps out in front of a woman driver.

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of. :)

When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

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Why couldn't the lumberjack sign into Facebook?

Because he was logged out!

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...