How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

Log Jokes More Log Jokes

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How do trees access the internet?

They log on

How many North Koreans does it take to change a light bulb?

One, only **Glorious Leader** gets access to light bulbs