How do trees access the internet?

They log on

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why does Paris have tree lined streets?

Because the German army likes to march in the shade.

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What do you get if you cross the Internet with a currant bread?

Spotted click

How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

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What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.

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Why is it a good idea to put your money in the freezer, instead of the bank?

So you always have access to cold hard cash...

How does a tree access the internet?

It logs on.