What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air ?

A seahorse !

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams