How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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One..... Or two...

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How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.