How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....

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Why are people afraid to talk to black people?

Their scared they'll say something nigative

How many people does it take to screw in a light?

Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb

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Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

What do politicians and diapers have in common?

Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

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When someone ask me... How are you?

I answer back... You mean in bed

What did the pot-smoking alien say when asked what toppings he wanted on his sammich?

Ayy lil' mayo.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

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Where do I see myself in 5 years?

May 2019. Next question.

How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

Lighthouse Jokes More Lighthouse Jokes

What did the ocean say to the lighthouse?

Nothing, it waved.

How many people does it take to change a light bulb?

Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....