Is just one of the questions I should have asked before buying a lighthouse....
It works on the principle that People are more interested in others life than their own'.
I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.
None. Darkness foreverrrr!
A nickeless cage.
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
I like to be prepared.
He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper
Chernobyl fall out.
In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.
Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:
TB or not TB, that is the question.
Nothing, it waved.