because he changed the light bulb before it was cool
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
13. Number 9 will shock you!
Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.
A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Because they're always putting their fingers in their mouths.
On their fingers