Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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Why was the redneck on his Iphone at his sister's funeral...?

He was changing his relationship status to single. Dahurpy durp Dahurpy Durp Da dUrpy durp.

How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

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How many Scottish highlanders does it take to change a light bulb?

There can be only one.

How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

What did the 9 year old girl say to her swimming instructor?

Will I really sink if you take your fingers out