Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why are diapers like $10 bills?

Because you have to change them.

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

How many indie bands does it take to change a light bulb?

Eh, it's some number you've probably never heard of.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

How many fingers does the dragonborn have?

8 fingers and 2 Thu"ums... Unless the dragonborn only has a Haafingar