Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?

Life is a maze.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What do you call a vegetable who has escaped prison?

An escapea

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What's the fastest way to make money as a guitarist?

By selling your guitar.

Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Why'd the band teacher go to jai?

Because he fingered A-minor

What do you call a hot high school math teacher?

Expansion of minors

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How do you make Peppermint Creme?

Finger it really well.

What do the Unabomber and a girl from Alabama have in common?

They were both fingered by their brother.