Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why did a physician go to prison?

His medical license was doctored.

Why don't you see Santa for the rest of the year?

Because for the rest of the year he's in prison for breaking into people's houses.

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

What does a guitarist say when he gets to his gig?

Would you like fries with that?"

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What does my finger and lemon pie have in common?

They both have my rang on them.

How can you get a cannibal to go away?

Give him the finger.