Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?

He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.

What do men and hardwood flooring have in common?

Lay 'em right the first time and you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

Prison Jokes More Prison Jokes

Why hasn't bigfoot ever gone to prison?

Because he has only been convicted mythdemeanors.

Why should you be scared of a white man in prison?

Because you know he is actually guilty. Credit to for the joke!

Guitarist Jokes More Guitarist Jokes

Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's a pedos favourite key?

A minor.

Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers