Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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Why is Harry Potter so popular in prison?

Because he catches all the snitches!

What do you call a retarded psychic who just escaped from prison?

A small medium at-large!

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Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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Why did the guitarist get life in prison?

He fingered a minor.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?

So they can run their fingers through their hair.