He fingered a minor.
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A pizza can feed a family of four
Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Would you like fries with that?"
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
Because it is sticky.
Why aren't plumbers called, like, toiletdougs Or crapperjoels
99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.
100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.
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M partner works in IT? They insist your safe word has an upper case letter, a lower case letter, and at least one number.
All the coats are on the bed!
A: Because when they're born they get laid.
Because they weren't good at Chopin.
He was caught playing in A minor.
a free radical..
His medical license was doctored.
One is real and the other isn't.
The arts student gets a mark for it.
Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!