He fingered a minor.
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A pizza can feed a family of four
Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Would you like fries with that?"
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
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A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
So they know if they are going to the gig, or coming from it. Ta-boom!
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
Not very well at all...
On their fingers
One with Parkinson's disease!
Because yeasterday he died and tomorrow he will have risen.
He is risen.
I was robbed" Sorry, that just came to me like a stroke of idiotic genius and I couldn't help myself.
A stroke of genius!
An eggroll !
TINDERRRRR!!!!
Throw a little dough at it!
They throw one cigarette overboard, which make the boat a cigarette lighter.
Because they are most certainly guilty.
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