He fingered a minor.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
A pizza can feed a family of four
Because he had bad pickups
No strings attached
Tulips on my pianist.
Homeless.
He only needed them after he'd opened it.
Would you like fries with that?"
By selling your guitar.
It didn't have any pickups
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
A: A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
They start to fret.
Because he was knotty!
Because he "pulled a few strings"!
Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.
None. They like to keep their subscribers in the dark.
A: Condoms. If you need one, she's too old.
There wasn't a hole in my dad's space-time continuum.
One less drunk.
A bench can support a family of four.
I need to know what time to pick her up.
You need to get ahead of lettuce
Shredder
Shredder.
A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.
The government is opposed to euthanasia.
With tulips.
You use tulips.
